|CG: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HATE YOU BOTH, ETC. ETC. ETC.
CG: NOW THAT THE PLEASANTRIES ARE OUT OF THE WAY, THERE IS IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.
CG: THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT WHICH GUY CAN MANAGE TO BE THE HEFTIEST SACK OF SHAME GLOBES TO ONE ANOTHER.
CG: IT IS NOT ABOUT WHICH ONE OF US WILL MOST DECISIVELY ESCORT THE OTHERS "TO SCHOOL", WHERE THEY WILL RECEIVE A VAST HELPING OF "OH SNAP" RAMMED DOWN THEIR INSATIABLE IGNORANCE SHAFTS.
CG: THIS IS AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION WHICH I BELIEVE NEEDS TO TAKE PLACE HERE AND NOW, SO YOU WILL BOTH SHAPE YOUR SHIT UP AND PERHAPS BEGIN TO APPROXIMATE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T EXCRUCIATINGLY RETARDED.
TG: ok later windbag
CG: STRIDER FUCK OFF
CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
Great, so now everyone has a proper introduction to his winning personality, there are some things I feel people should know about Karkat, provided they haven't ventured into the world of Homestuck:
♋ Karkat is
♋ He is antagonistic, angry, accusatory, and suicidally stubborn. It doesn't matter who you are. It doesn't matter if you say the right thing. It doesn't matter if you say the wrong thing. The problem is you are saying something. (Pro-tip: Even if you don't say anything, it will be a problem.)
♋ He will make up reasons to disagree with you while simultaneously believing his on-the-fly made-up logic, no matter how flawed it is.
♋ He was born with human sarcasm. That said, he's not insincere. If he feels bad about something, he will apologize.
♋ He won't care about offending you or your characters. I probably will, as my goal isn't to offend and/or hurt your feelings. My goal is to emulate a troll who may try to offend your character and/or hurt their feelings. If you have a problem with the way he treats your character, let me know and we'll work something out. The human disease known as friendship and its lesser companion called "communication" will be key here. I won't know what you don't tell me.
That said, I don't give what I can't take, so feel free to counter-attack by whatever means your character feels necessary and don't worry about me.